Protein on tap! Would you like your home to be plumbed with protein supplement?
Oxcloth is all about helping athletes live a more comfortable and stylish life. We’ve succeeded in enhancing thousands of athlete’s wardrobes and thought ‘OK, what can we do next?’.
We were chatting to some of our models about what would make their life easier, and something that came up was protein and how it can be a nuisance to make sure you’re getting enough. One model commented ‘I would save so much time if my tap produced protein supplement instead of just water’, that gave us a big light bulb moment, why couldn’t you have protein flowing out of your kitchen tap?
We got on the phone to a couple of plumbers right away and turns out it’s not too hard to plumb your home with protein. All you need is a filtration system, like the ones used in pubs to produce fizzy drinks and someone who knows their way around pipes.
So, we’re making it happen for one lucky volunteer in the UK.
We’ll arrange and pay for everything, including a plumber survey of your home, installation of the filtration system, all parts required for the project, a how-to on how to maintain it and a service in 3 months. We’ll even provide 6 months’ worth of protein supplement, which you can choose, for the first few months. All we ask in return is that you keep us up to date with how it’s going and whether it’s enhanced your daily life.
The filtration system is what enables the protein powder to be added to the water supply, giving you more than 30g of protein in every glass of water on average! You can change the protein powder flavour and brand whenever you choose. The system will likely be in your kitchen (that’s where we’d advise you to have it) and it may be that you need to have an extra tap installed at your sink.
We encourage anyone who owns their own home in the UK to register their interest below.
It’s worth mentioning that the project may take a couple of weeks to be completed because of the filtration system installation - the ease of this can be dependent on whether the chosen volunteer lives in an apartment building, detached/semi-detached or terraced house.
We’re hoping to pick someone by the end of September and will be in touch via email to notify the lucky protein fan!